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Querying ~30k mainframe ids individually to find ones with wrong information in one field.
$Headphones = "On"
$MusicVolume = 11
![]() 12/04/2014 at 14:21 |
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SELECT Headphones, MusicVolume
FROM iPhone
WHERE TediousWork = 'True'
![]() 12/04/2014 at 14:23 |
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Get your SQL out of my face!
![]() 12/04/2014 at 14:39 |
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DELETE MySQLScript
FROM YourFace
![]() 12/04/2014 at 15:37 |
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Ever notice how some people are resistant to saying "Query" correctly, i.e. "KWEER-ee"?
I hear "KWARE-ee," "KWER-ee," and I "KRINJ." Is it a political correctness thing?
![]() 12/04/2014 at 15:45 |
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Uh ... are you propositioning me?
![]() 12/04/2014 at 15:51 |
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Never been stymied on Oppositelock. Don't know what this means. No proposition here, just mad props.
![]() 12/04/2014 at 15:52 |
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I don't think I've ever heard someone mispronounce Query. Maybe I haven't been listening hard enough?
![]() 12/04/2014 at 15:56 |
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Don't bother; it's trivial. Once you hear it though you can't unhear it.
Like the girl I used to know who said "ackleast."
As in, "Yes huh you owe me money. You owe me ack least five dollars, if not more."
Cringe-a-tron 5000.